It’s almost hard to remember now, but the old frustration of entertainment
news was that celebrities made almost no false moves: a phalanx of publicists
and stylists monitored them so closely that they always seemed composed,
styled, scripted and (in the bygone idiom) “airbrushed.” Only five years
ago I remember watching a taped David Frost interview with Elizabeth
Taylor and Richard Burton in which everyone smoked, appeared drunk and
insulted one another. I was sure nothing like that would appear on any
screen ever again. But little did I know. Us Weekly and its copycats
quickly reinvented celebrity photography, eschewing production stills
and party pictures in favor of snapshots. But they didn’t only go for
red-carpet fashion photos, or the gotchas that come along once in a
lifetime: Gary Hart with Donna Rice, Kate Moss with cocaine. Instead
they focused on the mundane: stars in supermarkets, dog parks, parking
lots. In all that natural light they looked indistinct, sometimes homely.
At first I thought, who cares? But then the magazines taught me to care,
and mistake the new unkempt images for intimacy, if intimacy is something
I might achieve by rooming with a celebrity at a mental hospital.