Rabbinic Guidance Sought For Insurance Operation Busted By The SEC?

LK posts to FailedMessiah: “I know the accused people personally and even worked on the project. All of these claims are fabricated and, frankly, I’m shocked that reporters and the media can publish without knowing any of the details of the case. Everything we processed was on the up-and-up and everything was legal. These men are honest, hardworking people. And, by the way, 100% of the proceeds went to charity. Besides the fact, that rabbinic guidance was sought before embarking on the project at all.”

There’s always something interesting going on with Aish HaTorah. Michael Horowitz responds to SEC investigation.

Outcast Yid posts: “Los Angeles’s Jewish Journal is investigating these crimes. The most repugnant is “Harold” Ten, or Rabbi Heshy Ten, who runs Bikur Cholim, an organization that helps sick Jews. He created a new non-profit, Raphael Health, to serve the terminally ill; it was all a front for collecting confidential information about the dying. He personally “invested” in one of these instruments.”

* I made some stupid mistakes at work.
Friend: “Do you want to leave or do you want me to get rid of you?”
Luke: “I’d like a bullet to the temple.”
Friend: “Which temple? Aish HaTorah?”
Luke: “Only after they take out a life insurance policy on me.”

* I’m trying to figure out if the fruit bar is kosher.
Secular Jewish Friend: “Put your wallet next to the bar and if the bar reaches into your wallet, you know it’s kosher.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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