Where’s My Movie Studio?

I converted to Judaism 21 years ago and I still haven’t been given my very own media property. I don’t want no freakin’ bank, I want a newspaper or magazine or movie studio, and I want it staffed with hot shiksa secretaries, and I want it now before moshiach comes.

Every day I wait, my faith grows colder and I become more alienated. Just last week, I was rejected from art school.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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