Jewish Sarcasm

In the Torah, Jews complain a lot. When they get out of slavery through divine miracles, they start whining that life was better in Egypt because they had leaks.

Reminds me of the old joke: Joseph Stalin gathers before a crowd in Red Square and reads a letter from the Jew Leon Trotsky.
“I was wrong.
And you were right.
I should apologize.”
An old Jewish man said “Comrade Stalin, allow me to read the letter you are not using the right emphasis.”
Stalin hands him the letter and the man reads: “‘YOU were RIGHT? And I was WRONG? I SHOULD apologize?’
“Try rereading the email with the proper emphasis on Jewish sarcasm.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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