Are You Anti-Semitic?

Comment: Here is the poll, with 6+ yes answers making you an “antisemite” according to ADL:

Jews stick together more than other Americans.
Jews always like to be at the head of things.
Jews are more loyal to Israel than America.
Jews have too much power in the U.S. today.
Jews have too much control and influence on Wall Street.
Jews have too much power in the business world.
Jews have a lot of irritating faults.
Jews are more willing than others to use shady practices to get what they want.
Jewish business people are so shrewd that others don’t have a fair chance at competition.
Jews don’t care what happens to anyone but their own kind.
Jews are (not) just as honest as other business people

Chaim Amalek writes: “We Jews may stick together, but is it our fault you goyim so often extol the virtues of the “lone wolf” off by himself? Silly goyim don’t seem to realize that the lone wolf is the loser of the animal kingdom. Of course, I don’t trust groups of goyim unless they have first been sprayed with social teflon to keep them from sticking together.”

Every time a certain type of Jew sees a Christmas tree, he sees a potential Holocaust.

Chaim Amalek writes: “This is true only of a very small fraction of Jews over all. My sense is that a gentile man is more likely to want to be sodomized by a swarthy Muselman than a Jew is to think “holocaust” when he sees a Christmas tree. That said, whenever I see an egg I think of Easter and the Passion of the Goyim who want to kill me for taking their God from them. This is why Yidden are afraid of eggs.”

I want to Jew-down Time Warner over my bill but my goyisha genes won’t let me bargain and I am too ashamed to ask a Jew to do this for me.

Chaim Amalek: “I’ll bet you end up goy-upping your bill every time.”

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