* Twenty years ago, I met a Christian girl at a party. She had to say a prayer to Jesus before she would get cozy. Something like:
“Dear Jesus, thank you for giving me this man and for our kisses, forgive us our trespassers and lead us not into unplanned parenthood, amen.” Now…come here handsome.
* Like all peoples, blacks have unique gifts. I hate to see them stuck in customer service and pushing paper for government bureaucracies. It does not play to their strengths.
Miriam: Wasn’t there an Israeli official who made a racist remark when the Ethiopians arrived to Israel? Something about “now we can win gold medals in running”. Are you a time traveller?
* A girl tells me she’s had some dreams about me. My response? “So I wonder what your next dream will be? Have you had just the two about me?”
* She said: “You are the only living soul who has shown concern over my jaw. How thoughtful.”
* Luke: “I find that funny, but I might lack empathy.”
Friend: “Really?”
