* Friend: “Stop looking at chicks! You’re an Orthodox Jew.”
Luke: “I was seeking the image of God in her.”
Daniel de Porto: Hot chick: “Uh, excuse me, but my image of God is up here!”
* A friend of a friend wanted to borrow $145,000 for three weeks from his brother to send to a king in Nigeria in exchange for $11.7 million in gold bullion. So my friend sent him a list of these Nigerian scams and his buddy replied: “You’re always ruining my financial opportunities. How do you know this one isn’t real? I’ve been speaking to his attorney in Nigeria.”
The same guy who fell for the Nigerian scam was fired from his volunteer position with a suicide prevention hotline.
