* What’s with all these third worlders hitting on me on FB? Why don’t any young white women hit on me? I consider Persians white.
On Craigslist, it is very very common for black women to specify a very strong preference for white men — a fact that popular culture ignores.
* Queeny fairy fags creep me out. I know this is wrong. Where do I turn myself in? I love many of them personally and I never want to see them hurt for their orientation but faggotry when it is all out there and in our face creeps me out. I shudder. I do creepy things too but you don’t see me writing about them on FB. Whatever happened to discretion? I’m a 19th Century Victorian Gentleman at heart. Would you happen to have any grey poupon?
I am deeply ashamed of my homophobia. I think this is a teachable moment, like when a bear instructs a cub.
Admit it: Jewish fags are often more troubling and in your face than Borneo fags and Italian fags. There is something about a whiny left wing Jewish homosexual who wants the borders of the West to be as open to brown things as is his rectum.
The best and worst people I know are Jewish.
Generally speaking, I prefer homos to Muslims. I prefer people who want to blow me as opposed to want to blow me up.
* I haven’t processed yet that my Placer High School class of 1984 had its 30th anniversary last weekend in Auburn California, the way it used to be! I know I feel sad and mournful and stirred and activated and scared and wistful. I need to lie down and listen to some hits from those years and write in my journal and think about all the girls I wanted to date.
I don’t have particularly good memories from those years, not bad ones either, I just feel awkward and embarrassed when I remember my old self.
* After the boss forgot to bring me my free snacks, I told him, “No lemonade? No protein bars? This place is worse than Auschwitz.” Then I went back to surfing the web.
* I don’t have the energy to cook healthy light food, so I need you to pick up piping heavy hot food for me and watch me get fat and out of shape. If you want me to feel beautiful, I need to be driving a new car, so what are we going to do?
* If I had a new BMW, I’d feel better about myself and I’d lose weight and I’d be more open to trying new things.
* This 16yo boy just met an Italian chick and he wants to ask her out but doesn’t know how. I said he should ask her to Rosh Hashanah services and tell her that he just picked up a Kosher Odorless Ram’s Horn Polished Shofar Medium Size 12″-14″, with Shofar Blowing Guide and that everything she needs to know about Hollywood is contained therein.